New Champion Speaks

[Eric Dillinger]

(The crowd is buzzing with excitement at the night's action. Next we hear
"I WANT TO CONQUER THE WORLD," by Bad Relgion
as Eric Dillinger strolls out onto the rampway, Impact Title tied around his waist. He wears blue jeans rolled up at the ankle, blue Converse, a Circle Jerks shirt, and his leather jacket. He holds his hands up to the crowd. The send back a chorus of cheers for him. He walks down to the ramp and to the ring, checking out the girls as he walks by. He winks at them and they nearly explode out of their seats and over the guard rail at him. Eric steps up onto the ring apron, he stops to looks at the crowd. They cheer once again. He steps through the ropes and asks for a mic. The announcer tosses it to him. HE catches it and begins to speak.

Eric: Everywhere I have been going lately, every one has been asking me, what's it like to be the Imapct Champion? To answer that, it feels DAMN GOOD. I must admit, this is the first singles title I've held in something like a year and a half, and I'm going to love every minute of defending this 10 lbs of gold. Chris Jericho, I'm so sorry you the moves I used on you in the ring caused you to run away like the coward you are and get you fired, but like I said: [glow=red,2,300]I HOLD NOTHING BACK![/glow] Every time I go in the ring, I go full speed ahead like it's a title, my job, or even my life on the line. But I've already said that before, so I'm going to say something else right now. To all the superstars in the back, I need a match for Heatwave. I don't care who comes down and wants to fight. If you want it, ask the Warrior. Anyone from Taz to HBK or even Piper himself. Hell, it could be Doink the Clown for all I care, because I don't. I can prepare for anyone in the next two weeks. Hell, why doesn't some one just come out now and ask me for a title shot? I mean, why not? Everyone in the back seems to be healthy and able, but when who ever it is that comes down here they won't be for much longer. If anyone steps into this ring, you're health will go down the drain along with your career, just like Chris Jericho's did this past week.

(Dillinger tosses the mic to the ground and takes to the turnbuckles, holding the Impact Title in his hand. He awaits an answer from someone, ANYONE)

[Triple X]

}{Dillinger is celebrating ontop of the turnbuckle when all of a sudden

"Awake"
By.
Godsmack

blares over the PA system as out from behind the curtains walks Triple X, and the fans go wild as Triple X walks down the rampway claping with a mic in his back pocket, Triple X gets to the ring, where he then climbs to the ring apron and climbs into the ring as Dillinger steps down and waits to see what Triple X has to say, Triple X walks over to the corner and steps up to the middle turnbuckle and raises his fists in the air as the fans go nuts and cameras flash, Triple X then looks at Dillinger and steps down as he then takes the mic out of his back pocket and the music fades down to silence and the fans die down as well}{

Triple X-"Well Well, congradulations boy you beat a dumb shit like Chris Jericho aren't you impressive, well if you think you are so big and tough, then how about you do one thing, face someone that you possibly could beat in a match for that Impact title."

Dillinger-"Who You?"

Triple X-"HELL NO! I am going after the World Title, I don't have time for someone like you, but I know someone that does, and he is ready to take you on, just wait and see he will be out here any second, just wait and see, your ass will wish, you never made the announcement, that anyone could take you one, because well once this big man steps out here, you will wish those words would just come back and suck into your mouth, but guess what they won't, so I will just sit here and wait for what your going to say, before this big man comes out here."

}{Triple X walks over and sits on the top turnbuckle to see what Dillinger has to say}{

[Eric Dillinger]

(Dillinger lifts the mic up to his mouth as he looks at Triple X.)

Eric: I don't care who in the hell you have to bring to ring, boy. I'm not the biggest but I am the baddest and I've sent punk asses like you packing for home. I can tell that you're scared to fight some one like me. I'm going for the world title, yeah, so was I buddy until I got this title. And it's sufficient enough for me and you should be happy with title shot at my title, because I can tell you right now you're not going to make it past the first round in your little tournie. But since you have some one in mind, bring him out so I can send him back.

(Dillinger sets his mic down as he awaits someone from the back.)

[Brandon Knives]

}{Eric Dillinger is waiting for someone to come out when all of a sudden the lights begin to flicker Blue and Red, as sirens and heavymetal are heard over the PA system when out of the backstage area walks this man



the man walking down the rampway stands about 7'5'' and weighs 385 lbs. and he is pointing his finger towards Eric Dillinger, as the youngster stands in the middle of the ring with his mouth wide open as he is surprised to see this man walking out from the backstage area, Brandon Knives makes his way to the ring where he climbs to the ring apron and points at Dillinger and speaks to him and he then flexes his muscles and yells at the sametime, as he then climbs into the ring and stands face to face with ERic Dillinger looking down apon him he grabs Dillinger's mic and begins to speak}{

Brandon Knives-"Let me tell you one thing, How about trying to send me packin, boy you stand here in this ring and you think you are something special with that pueny title of yours, well you know something I could tear that Title in two with my bare hands, I don't need a damn title to prove to everyone that I am the man, see Dillinger, your nothing to me boy, I will send your ass to the hospital so fast your mamma will be there before you get there, you told my nephew, bring out whoever he has, well he didn't have to bring me out, I came out, and right now you look scared as shit to see me, so Dillinger boy your going to be damn sorry when I break your ass in two, as Brick Wall, for his height and body mass, I make him look like a Lightweight standing next to him, you think you can beat me one on one, I don't think so, it will take the US Army, and the Navy to take my ass out, so Dillinger what do you say, do you want to take this on?"

}{Brandon Knives stands looking down at Dillinger, as he waits for a reply}{

[Brian Brick Wall Wallace]

Brian Wallace Is Lifting Weights In ECIW Weight Room As He Drinks Some Water & Sees Brandon Speaking, Brian Kicks Moniter Down & Adds More Weight To The Bench Press He Gets Under & Begins Benching Harder & Harder Waiting To Find What His Max Is, Brian Has Already Gained 5 lbs & Now Ways 350 lbs He Is Looking To Get The Size Of Knives, To Prove That He Is Nothing......

Brian "Brick Wall" Wallace:Team Canada Is Soon To Grow Stronger, Just Like Me, Brandon I Will Get You In The Ring, Just Wait, This Isn't Over.........

Brian Continues To Bench As He Repeats Those Words While He Grows Bigger......

[Eric Dillinger]

(Eric Dillinger still stands with a stunned look on his face, and then it turns to anger and he takes the mic back from the steroid injected freak. Eric steps back and looks up and down the figure.)

Eric: WOW! I mean, just wow. I can't believe you were just able to form a complete sentence and spit all over the god damn mic! Look here, Lou Ferigno. There's a dick head named Brickwall running around here looking to be the baddest on just his size, and now we got the Incredible Hulk trying to beat the new Impact Champion. I'm not scared one bit, before I made my way here to the ECIW, I was in WTF where guys your size were sent to the hospital by guys like me. And do you know why they were sent to the hospital? Because they thougth that just because of their size that they were going to walk all over everyone. But it was guys like the All Star Shawn Anderson, Rob Harlin, Devin Deadmarsh, and me who ended up knocking you down and around the ring. You're big and bad. You can take a punch. So what. Big deal. If you step in the ring with me I'll methodically chop you down like I would a tree.

(Eric begins to circle the giant and his nephew, his eyes locked on the giant. He's looking him over, going over each of his body parts as he begins to speak.)

Eric: What could I do to you? Let's see. First I could take out those legs of yours with a chop block or two. Then when I get you on the mat, stretch you with a scorpion deathlock, figure four, Indian deathlock, Boston crab, camel clutch, fujiwara arm bar, or anything I can think of. Or maybe I could go straight for your throat as would a pit bull with a super kick, a throat punch, a guillotine leg drop, or go dirty and hit you square in the throat with a singapore cane. Or I could strike at the kidneys with a back heel kick. Or maybe I could just say fuck all of that and take you down with the [glow=red,2,300]ULTIMATE EQUALIZER[/glow] and kick you repeatedly in the nuts. Then just take you out with my patented Punk N' Dinsorderly. Just because you're hopped up on steroids doesn't mean that I can't take your ass out of the match. And when I do, sweet heart, it will be you left in the ring counting ceiling lights, not me.

(Dillinger throws the mic square at him and hits him in the chest with it. The big man looks down at it, and when he looks up he's met with a big loogie from Eric to his face. Eric slides out of the ring before he can grab him and begins to taunt him. Eric grabs a chair and backs out, with his eyes on the two men in the ring and a smile on his face. When he gets to the top of the ramp,
"I WANT TO CONQUER THE WORLD"
hits again as he throws his arm in the air, with his title shining in the arena lights before he leaves.)[