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Post by Torrie Wilson on Jun 30, 2002 9:11:21 GMT -5
The lights in the arena fadeas a sexy woman appears at the top of the ramp.Well, it's seems this bussines is a little short of women, so i decided to come here a give this bussines some class. So if any of you men here need manager, i'm more than happy to do that for you.Torriewaits for a response
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Post by Brian Brick Wall Wallace on Jun 30, 2002 10:15:02 GMT -5
BOOM By P.O.D Blast On PA As The 7 Foot 4 Giant Ducks From Under Titantron, He Looks Normal After Yest Beating Of MaFiA X, Brick Wall Looks At The Crowd As Some Cheer & Some Don't He Climbs In Over Top Rope, Then Gets Handed A Mic As He Looks At Torrie's Body.......
Brian "Brick Wall" Wallace:Well If It Isn't Ms. Undressed, Herself The Winner Of WWE Thong-A-Thong Award. It's Glad To Finally See A Diva Around Here. I Was Wondering If You Wanted To Manage Me, 7'4 355 lbs Giant ( All Muscle ) You Will Manage Me, & I Will Make Sure None Of The Guys In The Back Will Hurt You, So What You Say Torrie
Brian Sits On Turbuckle & Waits Torrie's Answer As The Crowd Looks At The Giant Brian "Brick Wall" Wallace........
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Post by Scavenger on Jun 30, 2002 12:38:19 GMT -5
Before she can answer, Scaveger's music comes on. He walks out on to the ramp with a mic in his hand.
::Scavenger:: Hold it right there big boy. I know im not as big as you, and well, thats good thing. I mean look at you, you look like a damn gorilla on steroids. Do you really think Torrie wants someone that looks like you? I dont think so. Torrie, i can protect you just as good as him if not better. So who do you want? Big dork, or me Mr. Hot Ass, Scavenger?
Scavenger waits for the lovely Torrie to reply, as the fans chant his name.
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Post by Brian Brick Wall Wallace on Jun 30, 2002 12:51:19 GMT -5
Brian Wallace Laughs At Mr. Hot Ass, Brian Looks Down At Scanvenger & Grabs Mic Back He Raises It To Mouth While Laughing At Scanvenger........
Brian "Brick Wall" Wallace:Yo Scanvenger, Im All Natural Canadians Don't Use Steriods Like You Americans Do, Americans Are Nothing They Are The Stupid Nationality In The World, The Only Thing Americans Have Are Women, They Have Brains, Looks, Personality, & They Have A Tendacy To Pick Canadian Men, Over Americans, I Am The Full Package, Including The The Package In My Pants, & You Are Nothing But A Nightmare Waiting To Happen,I Mean Scavenger Waiting To Happen....
I Don't Think Torrie Would Pick Me Over, A Halloween, Or Whatever You Are.......
Why Would She Pick You Over 2x & Current HaRdCoRe cHaMpIoN
So Scavenger I Would Be Glad To Defend My Title Against You, After I Beat RaVeN.....
Brian Jumps On Turnbuckle & Waits For Torrie.......
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Post by Scavenger on Jun 30, 2002 13:07:52 GMT -5
Scavenger looks at the big dummy in the ring the he begins to speak
::Scavenger:: Well, if you aint on steriods then, damn you know what, you have got to be on them. And that packge in your pants is probily fake, unlike my big dawg. Why would something that beautiful want to be with you. Just look at yourself, ew, you are just hidious dude why dont you do her a favor and go away, thats the nicest thing you can do. Wow thats real exciting, big boy, two time champ, You want extreme ill show you extreme, come the next show, ill show you just how damn extme Scavenger is. Now let Torrie decide who she wants.
Scavneger waits once again for Torrie to reply
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Post by Brian Brick Wall Wallace on Jun 30, 2002 13:35:25 GMT -5
Points A Scavenger & Laughs He Grabs Mic Back & Smirks At Scavenger......
Brian "Brick Wall" Wallace:You American Boys Are Funny, Look At You, You Have A Fake Gold Chain, & Wanna Be Tattoo's, I Will Prove To You Anarchy That Am The Better Man Canadian Vs American, & Win The Pretty Lady Herself Torrie Wilson, You American Boys Don't Know How To Treat Women, That's Why You Are Leader In Divorce All Over World... Canadian Men Know How To Treat Women,& After I Beat You Anarchy I Will Show Torrie That I Am All Real....
Laughs As He Pushes Scavenger Out Of His Face & Sits On Turnbuckle......
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Post by Scavenger on Jun 30, 2002 13:51:26 GMT -5
Scavenger just shakes his head as he starts to talk.
::Scavenger::Yeah you Canadians dont have a big divorice rate, and ya know why? Well ill tell ya, its because all of you canadian guys are gay! I guess we will find out who the better man is, and ill give you a hint it aint you. So come the PPV, one of us is gonna die, you might be big and fat, but im big too, im big in talent and in my shorts! You just dont know what you are in for, when we steap in the ring, your giant gorilla ass is going down...So Torrie at the PPV or whenever you need to make the decision. Now thats all i got to say.
Scavenger leaves the arena as his music plays.
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Post by Brian Brick Wall Wallace on Jun 30, 2002 14:05:22 GMT -5
Brian Laughs As Finally Scavenger Leaves, To Go On His Hunt ( Scavenger Hunt ) Brian Laughs.....
Brian "Brick Wall" Wallace:Scavenger, You Call Me Fat, I Am All Muscle You Might Be A Stick With No Fat Or Muscle But It Doesn't Matter To Me All I Care About Now It Beating You, Winning World Title, & Last But Not Least Getting Ms. Thong-A-Thong Winner Torrie Wilson, Because Just Like Me, We Are Both Winners.......
Brian Laughs As He Stands Alone In Ring With Torrie Wilson.....
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Triple X
Rookie
One Bad MotherF*cker
Posts: 26
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Post by Triple X on Jun 30, 2002 17:22:22 GMT -5
}{Then all of a sudden "Awnaw" By. Nappy Roots(Da Remix) blares over the PA system and the fans all go wild as out from the backstage area walks Triple X, he stands on top of the rampway and shakes his head in disgust, he then makes his way down the rampway and walks up the steel steps and climbs into the ring, where he then walks over to ring side ropes but then turns and snatches the mic from Brick Wall in disrespect and then walks over to Torrie Wilson and pulls his Oakleys up and over his eyes, looking over Torrie Wilson's hot body, he then takes out his tooth pick and puts it on his ear, as he then begins to speak}{
Triple X-"Well Well, Torrie Wilson, the luscious Torrie Wilson that is, man baby do you look fine, see these two just want you for a manager but well, I want you for that too, because you know I am soon to become World Champion, and I am also leader of Mafia X the Biggest Car Gang there is, Brick Wall was once in it, but he couldn't hang with the big boys, and now he is out here wining on who you should Manage, when everyone knows its me you should be with."
}{The fans cheer in approval as Triple X then begins to speak again}{
Triple X-"So Torrie Wilson, you wanna hook up with Triple X, or do you want to join some loser like Brick Wall or Scavanger."
}{Triple X still looking over Torrie Wilson waits for a response}{
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Post by Brian Brick Wall Wallace on Jun 30, 2002 17:47:25 GMT -5
Brick Wall Snatches Mic Back Clotheslines Triple X Out Of Ring He Points At Triple X....
Brian "Brick Wall" Wallace:Im Glad, Soon Your Asses Will Be In Jail, While Team Canada Is Tearing Tag Ranks, All We Need Is Torrie Wilson As Our Manager, Vin Actor WannaBe Get Out Of Ring & Deal With You Later..... Torrie Knows That Canadian Men Know How To Treat Women Right, & If You Think I'm Not Tough Enough To Hang With The Big Boys ( Laughs ) I Am The Big Boy, Weres MaFiA X Don't Gangs Hang In A Pack ? Cause Your Homos Always With Your Partner, Dam White Americans Thinking There Black, With A Black Redneck Theme Music, Come On X Go Stick To Movies, You Don't Need To Be In Ring, I Am Here To Tell You All That MaFiA X, Has No Boss They Are A Fake Gang It Was Just A Wrestling Gimmick, Cause We All Know To Get Out Of Gang You Need To Die.... YOUR ALL FAKES JUST LIKE DA STUFF IN YOUR PANTS.......
Brian Jumps On 2nd Rope & Points Down At X Showing Him That He Is Next On List After Scavenger... He Then Jumps Off & Stands In Center Of Ring With Torrie Wilson........
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Triple X
Rookie
One Bad MotherF*cker
Posts: 26
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Post by Triple X on Jun 30, 2002 18:40:43 GMT -5
}{Triple X not scared at all, slides back in the ring and stands in Brick Walls face and begins to speak}{
Triple X-"You wanna jump me from behind and then face me in a match? You don't deserve to face me in a match, see Brick Wall, I break through Wall like you for breakfest, you think that I am a black wanna be, well let me tell you something, I don't act black, and I damn sure am not black, you know there is a difference between me and you, I am smarter then you, see you maybe seven foot, but you are one dumb motherfucker, to come from behind and attack me, I a could beat you so bad boy, I would make your mamma cry, see Brick Wall, you don't have what it takes to beat me, your just a washed up Ex-Mafia X member, the reason you make fun of us is because you wish you were back with us, you can't live without being with the most dominant team in the ECIW, see after I beat Vampiro in the first round of the tournament, I hope its me and you because I will destroy your ass, you think you are a big man when you jump me from behind, but wait, once me and you come face to face, we will see how bib you are, because I will tell you this right now, you could never beat me if you tried, see I already made you a bloody mess, I could have killed you in the backstage area, but I didn't see your not worth it, so Brick Wall you better just wait, I will beat your ass in the middle of the ring once me and you face each other in this tournament, see you won't face me in a match later on, you know why? because this tourny is on, so you will just have to wait, after I advance in the World Title Tourny, so Brick Wall how about before you hit me, you better think twice, because there is also a big man in this federation you haven't seen yet, he is also a member of Mafia X, so you better not touch me, or your ass will be beat."
}{Triple X then turns his attention back to Torrie Wilson, he turns around and sees Brick Wall coming at him, but stops him shaking his finger, then pointing to the stage area warning Brick Wall, he then turns to Torrie and begins to speak}{
Triple X-"I am sorry Torrie for that idiot interupting you, it won't happen again, if he knows what is good for him, so babe whats your answer."
}{Triple X waits for a reply from Torrie Wilson}{
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Post by Brian Brick Wall Wallace on Jun 30, 2002 19:22:24 GMT -5
Brian Snatches Mic From X Once Again & Raises It To Mouth........
Brian "Brick Wall" Wallace:I Might Not Have Brains, But My New Partner Lance Storm Does, & As I Look At MaFiA X I See Them Slowly Losing Ground, You Say You Could Have Killed Me, You Should Of Because You Awoke This Sleeping Giant, & He Aint Going To Sleep Till He Eliminates The MaFiA X For Good. You Think Your All Hard, Like You Did When I Had Your Back, Now Since I Don't Got Your Back You Think Some Body Does, J.D Is Not Here. I Don't Need Lance To Help Protect Me I Can Do It Myself, But When I Don't He Will Be There For Me, Canadians Stick Toghter, Americans Get Toghter, American Also Has Highest Standard Of Homosexuality ( Crowd Laughs, At Thought Of J.D & X ) You & J.D Might Be Just That, & You Be Trying To Get Torrie Only Because I Came Out Here, If It Was Only Scanvenger Who Came Out Here, You Would Be Backstage Jacking Off J.D & Looking At Her Body ( Crowd Laughs Again ) America Also Has Highest Standard Of Living Bisexuals..... Before You Question My Inteligence Or Power, If I Were You I Would Decide To Either Fight Me, Or Make Your Ass Backstage..........
Brick Wall Points Towards Titantron & The Turns Back To Torrie & Waits For Ms. Thong-A-Thongs Reply.......
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Post by Brandon Knives on Jun 30, 2002 19:39:25 GMT -5
}{Sand Balls, didn't listen to Triple X's warning, as all of a sudden Italian Music begins to hit over the PA system and after two minutes of it, Sirins and the sound of heavy metal music blares over the PA system and the lights flicker blue and red, as out of the backstage area walks this big man
(My Uncle)
the fans all look surprised at how big this guy is, he walks down the rampway pointing at Brick Wall and talking to him, as he then gets to the ring and climbs to the ring apron and the 7' 5'' man steps over the top rope and walks over to him as he gets in his face and grabs the mic as he then begin to speak}{Knives-"What did he say!?! He said don't interupt! see you want to get with this lovely lady over here but then you can't keep your mouth from interupting her! you know you disrespect every canadian out there, because in reality Triple X, is Canadian you know why!?! because his family and mine are Canadians! because I am his uncle!(In real life too) Boy you better watch yourself, see when he told you to shut up he ment it, and he told you to stay away from him, he awoke a sleeping Giant, ha the only giant here, is me and my muscles!. SO BOY YOU WANT A MATCH YOU GOT ONE!! So LET THE PAIN BEGIN THE SOLDIER IS HERE!!"}{Brandon Knives flexes his Muscles while yelling and scares the shit out of Brick Wall as he then stands there with his head high and rubbing his hands together with grin on his face as he muscles pop out of his body}{
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Post by Brian Brick Wall Wallace on Jun 30, 2002 20:44:39 GMT -5
Laughs At The Man Standing Infront Of Me, Looks More Like Scott Steiners Uncle.......
Brian "Brick Wall" Wallace:Yo, Uncle Brandon Steiner Get Your Dogg Face Out Here, You Don't Scare Me, You Are Like Scott Steiners Uncle Right, I Saw You In wCw, Well Aren't You To Old To Be Here, Your Canadian Don't Make Me Laugh, I Know MaFiA X Wants Merge With Team Canada Now But I Will Pass, You Say Your All That, WOW 1nch. Taller Then Me OOOOOH Your Big, Your Arms Are Almost The Size Of My Package Will Sorry Canadian Brother But I'm Going To Have To Leave You Right Now Because I'm Looking At The Oh So Perfect Torrie Wilson......
Looks Into "Steiner's" Eyes & Says Lets Rock This Place, Then Turns To Torrie & Waits.......
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