Post by Kid Lightning on Jun 30, 2002 9:12:26 GMT -5
A huge stretch limo pulls up to the parking lot of the arena and the fans wonder who it could be . A door opens and a man in a black suit walks out with dark glasses . He walks to the back of the limo then opens the back door and a man in a black hat and a Detroit Lions NFL shirt walks out . With a cell phone in his hand he walks over to the driver carrying on to talk on the phone
Kid: (on the phone)The WWE? I'm here to join the ECIW buddy now why don't you get lost pal I don't need you small time promoters calling me . Yo I know I'm good you don't have to tell me now just go away and leave me the hell alone will ya .
Kid Lightning hands up on the person he was talking to then puts his phone in his pocket and shakes his head in disgust . He then gets back to the driver . Kid digs into a pocket where he gets a quarter . He flips it in the air and the driver catches it
Kid: Give that to your old lady for last night will ya.
A cocky smile comes upon Kid's face as he and the man in the black suit walk into the building
Kid: Hey Lorenzo I hope they treat the Kid with respect here in the ECIW because the Kid only deals with the best . Anway where the hell are we?
Kid and Lorenzo walk to the buildings enterance where a few fans are standing .
Kid: Wow! these fans are here to welcome me? Well I am pretty popular
Kid walks up to a young male fan
Kid: Hey there would you like an autograph?
The young fan squints his eyes then looks at Kid Lightning
Fan: Sorry but who are you?
Kid Lightning goes red in the face as the young fan doesn't know who he is
Kid: Oh you kids are so funny . I'm Kid Lightning the newest superstar here in the ECIW . You might not know me now but you will in all due time because I am the baddest, the best and the most talented wrestler in the history of the ECIW . How can you not know who I am? Oh I get it, not a hardcore wrestling fan eh? Oh well you will know me name soon because they will be printed bog bold letters when I climb to the top of the ladder here in the ECIW . I'm sure in two months maximum you will be one of the billions of my fans that will surround the globe . Fans from Canada to Korea, Belgium to Bolivia will be glued to their TV set when ever Kid Lightning strikes and remember now you heard it first so I think you better take my autograph kid because in a few months I'll be so big I'll have someone writing autographs for me . In about a years time if you try to sell my autograph on ebay it will sell for thousands of dollars so are you dumb enough to reject this offer of a lifetime kid?
The young boy thinks for a second then gets a pen and paper from the back of his pocket .
Fan: Can I please have your autograph Mr.Lightning sir?
Kid Lightning takes the pen and paper from the boys and hand to sign his autograph but as he writes with the pen it looks as if he is writing to slow for it to be an autograph . Kid shows what is written to the fan and a smile comes upon Kid's face but the fan sulks as Kid Lighting has written the word NO! on the paper . The boy grabs the pen and paper and runs off
Kid: Yeah get lost you little rascal! Oh well I think we better get into the building Lorenzo it's freezing here .
Kid: (on the phone)The WWE? I'm here to join the ECIW buddy now why don't you get lost pal I don't need you small time promoters calling me . Yo I know I'm good you don't have to tell me now just go away and leave me the hell alone will ya .
Kid Lightning hands up on the person he was talking to then puts his phone in his pocket and shakes his head in disgust . He then gets back to the driver . Kid digs into a pocket where he gets a quarter . He flips it in the air and the driver catches it
Kid: Give that to your old lady for last night will ya.
A cocky smile comes upon Kid's face as he and the man in the black suit walk into the building
Kid: Hey Lorenzo I hope they treat the Kid with respect here in the ECIW because the Kid only deals with the best . Anway where the hell are we?
Kid and Lorenzo walk to the buildings enterance where a few fans are standing .
Kid: Wow! these fans are here to welcome me? Well I am pretty popular
Kid walks up to a young male fan
Kid: Hey there would you like an autograph?
The young fan squints his eyes then looks at Kid Lightning
Fan: Sorry but who are you?
Kid Lightning goes red in the face as the young fan doesn't know who he is
Kid: Oh you kids are so funny . I'm Kid Lightning the newest superstar here in the ECIW . You might not know me now but you will in all due time because I am the baddest, the best and the most talented wrestler in the history of the ECIW . How can you not know who I am? Oh I get it, not a hardcore wrestling fan eh? Oh well you will know me name soon because they will be printed bog bold letters when I climb to the top of the ladder here in the ECIW . I'm sure in two months maximum you will be one of the billions of my fans that will surround the globe . Fans from Canada to Korea, Belgium to Bolivia will be glued to their TV set when ever Kid Lightning strikes and remember now you heard it first so I think you better take my autograph kid because in a few months I'll be so big I'll have someone writing autographs for me . In about a years time if you try to sell my autograph on ebay it will sell for thousands of dollars so are you dumb enough to reject this offer of a lifetime kid?
The young boy thinks for a second then gets a pen and paper from the back of his pocket .
Fan: Can I please have your autograph Mr.Lightning sir?
Kid Lightning takes the pen and paper from the boys and hand to sign his autograph but as he writes with the pen it looks as if he is writing to slow for it to be an autograph . Kid shows what is written to the fan and a smile comes upon Kid's face but the fan sulks as Kid Lighting has written the word NO! on the paper . The boy grabs the pen and paper and runs off
Kid: Yeah get lost you little rascal! Oh well I think we better get into the building Lorenzo it's freezing here .