An ultiamte ass kickin' for the commish

[Outsiders]

The arena is filled with screaming ECIW fans when all of a sudden the wolf howl is heard. As the fans all get to there feet Scott Hall arrives in the arena. He posses on the ramp and then walks down the ramp in his usual fashion.



He throws his tooth pick at the camera and then climbs into the ring.



He is handed a mic and he speaks.



Hey Yo! The outsiders came in this federation what two days ago and now i am allready getting heat from the commishoner. Look it was a cheap table anyway and my shoes were cleaned by some poor sap that very day. So it comes down to this a match with the commishoner at Mayhem, big freakin' deal you really don't know what you've gotten yourself into chico. Scott Hall and Kevin Nash are the outsiders, the most dominating tag team to ever join any federation i don't care if you like the APA, Billy and chuck or Kronic none of them coould stand up to an outsiders edge or powerbomb. Lets just face facts here me and Nash are the greatest tag team you junkies will ever see and even if you don't like us you've gotta respect us. Now me and Nash may be a tag team but were not to shabby in singles matches either. And you will be witnessing a singles match with me in it on Mayhem, ultimate warrior you're gonna be getting one hell of an ultimate ass kickin' from Last call scott hall. You walk about this arena with your cosshie commishoner job and think you can just suddenly dawn what ever that thing was you used to wear and kick my ass, oh no- NO way. Scott Hall is Once twice infact three times the athlet you ever were and you are gonna find this out first hand when you get a kick to the gut and then i follow it up with an outsiders edge. Victory will be sweet infact to sweet and you are gonna be the one who gets his shoulders pinned down for the three and you will be the one rithing in pain after the match and to sum up in the end you will be the ultimate loser of the match!"

No No No wait i wanna emphasis on this ass kickin'. Firstly i bet the ultimate warrior will come down to the ring and you will all cheer for the guy then the bell will ring and...no hold on the bell ent gone yet warrior comes in and i smack him with a few right hands. Then i take of my waist coat while he is on the floor then thats when the bell rings. After that i give him some false hope letting him hit a clothes line or something and then just as he is getting all his body warmed up BOOM kick to the gut, and then i kinda wait for a while give him a couple of minuits to get his breath back then BOOM again and y'all know whats coming next the most powerful finisher ever the Outsiders edge then it's just a case of counting the One.....Two.....Three. You see warrior you are going down and if you don't like it well tough face facts on mayhem your going down

Hall brings the mic down and posses on the four turnbuckles as he waits to see if anyone wants to reply

[Ultimate Warrior]

}{Scott Hall is standing in the middle of the ring when all of a sudden

"Unreal"
By.
Soil

blares over the PA system and underneith the TitanTron Ultimate Warrior begins to run in place, then at the right time, he runs down the rampway as the fans go wild for the Legend of Wrestling, Warrior then runs around the ring twice, and jumps up to the ring apron where he rolls around on the ropes and stands and points up and bobs his head as he rolls one more time and does the samething as the fans are going nuts, Ultimate Warrior then gets in the ring as he grabs the top rop on the other side of the ring and begins to shake it up and down and bobs his head wildly as the fans go nuts and the cameras flash, Ultimate Warrior with his cloths on then grabs a mic as he begins to speak towards Scott Hall while standing in his face}{

Warrior-"Now first Scott Hall who do you think you are, first you go into my office and you disrespect me, then I beat your ass in the backstage area, then you want to come out here and ask for another ass kicking, well Hall you know something you may think you are big and tough, but you know something your not, see I have wrestled bigger assholes then you, people like Hogan and I beat them, and you know something Hall your just another asshole that will go down to the Ultimate Warrior, you think you are something with your big friend Kevin Nash watching your back, but you know something I have something greater watching my back, I have the whole Wrestling Family watching mine, and thats something Hogan, Piper, and I adore, we have the backs of The Fans, The Wrestlers, The Federations around the world, and all the rookies that are living a dream that they some day will have, a Dream they all three of us wanted and we got and one day those rookies will get a chance to do something great like we did, and you know something Scott Hall, you want to come out here and disrespect a wrestling legend like me, well thats where the line stops, you see I made this match for a reason, so I could teach you some manners, you don't walk into my office and put your feet on my desk, you don't come into my office and mess with my stuff, and you sure as hell don't talk to me in the way that you did, see I don't tolerate disrespect around here, not even if your disrespect Hogan, or Piper, see you disrespect anyone of us and you will damn sure exspect a reaction from us, you see Hall I see that all this disrespecting will keep coming thats why I have already signed a match, you and your friend Nash in a handicap match, versus Rowdy Roddy Piper, Hogan, and Myself! at next weeks Anarchy!."

}{The fans go wild as Scott Hall stands in the ring shocked}{

Warrior-"I am not making this match out of anger oh no, I am making this match to teach you two a lesson, on who you should respect, see you disrespect one legend in this federation, you disrespect the other two, and at Mayhem it will be one ass beating, then it will be two more at Anarchy, so Scott Hall I hope your friend survives against Chris Jericho because if he doesn't then at Mayhem, this ass kicking will be just to easy for Hogan, Piper, and Myself. Now on to Mayhem, you want to come out here and predict how the match is going to end up, well let me tell you this, that match will not end up that way, the way it will end up, is me Delivering The Big Splash!. See Scott Hall you think that because you have the height and that big over grown monkey on your side that you can just take me on with no problem, well I hate to bust your bubble, but there is no way that I am going to be beat by a punk like you, see Scott Hall at Mayhem I am going to destroy you and it won't be pretty, now do you have anything else to add, or do you just want to shot that big mouth of yours?"

}{Ultimate Warrior waits for a reply}{

[Outsiders]

Hall looks at the warrior with a slight hint of dismay he then looks to the fans and asks them a question.



Can you believe this guy?Hall takes a step back and looks at the warrior.



Sorry to burst YOUR bubble warrior but i don't think absoulutly anyone cares that you ran to the ring with your bobbing head and a face that scares the hell out of them



I think that is the reason that all these fans screamed when you came out the only true ledgends around here are me and Nash...oh and Hogan because we go way back. You look really good for someone who should have retired around twenty years ago, me beating some sense into you is the only way to make you realize that you should stick to your day job of being a commishoner hell i'd even like that job! you sit there get to yell at people for "Disrespecting you" and you get your kicks from annoying true "ledgends" like me and Nash. Just remeber you will be the one getting your ass pinned for the count and you will understand that your day job is gonna be alot more appealing than getting your ass kicked at all the ECIW shows!

Hall climbs out the ring leaving the warrior there he turns back round and laughts

You are so going down! And when you pipper and Hogan face me and Nash again you'll be going down. Oh and how about if we win we get a shot at the tag championships?? Then we'll see how confident you are. Whats your answer? Hall waits for an answer as the fans look on.

[Ultimate Warrior]

}{Scott Hall is standing in the middle of the ring grinning when all of a sudden The Ultimate Warrior jumps up in his face and begins to speak}{

Warrior-"LEGEND!?! Your a Legend!?! What made you so great besides the fact that you follow around a loser like Hogan, you see I can't believe Hogan teamed back up with punks like you, you and Nash are nothing, you just eat off of the plates that LEgends set out on the table, see Me I am a true Legend, and these fans are here to see Legends, not punks, see Scott Hall what you have failed to realize is that you don't run the show around here, I do, see I am the man that makes the matches, see if I wanted to, I would make this a No Disqualifications match, and let your buddy Nash in on the action, but then again I would just beat his ass as well, you want to say that you are more of a legend then me, then how come I made more of an impact of the world of wrestling while you, probably in your early twentys, were at home Drinking your life away, huh? some legend you are, the only good you did yourself in this federation was team up with Hogan, and that didn't even last long, because you are a drunken, washed up loser, that can't cut it in wrestling so he has to turn on drugs, see Hall I don't turn to drugs, I turn to my fans, I turn to booze, I turn to my fans, see Hall what you fail to realize that there is no way you are going to beat me Monday Night, you sitting out here isn't going to do you any good, because you will have to train aweful hard to beat me, and you still won't do that, you see Scott Hall you are nothing to me, your just a rookie compared to a True Legend like me, so Scott Hall how about this, how about a Monday, you don't get a Tag Title No.1 Contender Spot, because in order to win that spot your have to face a tag team, so after Mayhem if you live that long, you face Taz and Vampiro at Anarchy, if your not scared of course, and I will tell you one thing, you will be lucky if you get passed those two, because I have seem them in tag team action, and you know something, I wouldn't walk down to the ring and face them if I was you at Anarchy."

}{The Ultimate Warrior waits for a response}{

[Outsiders]

Scott Hall wipes the spit of his face and looks annoyed at the commishoner. He begins to slowly walk forward so that the warrior gets out of his face. He then screws his hands into fists and the warrior steps back even more Scott looks the warrior up and down and then laughts. He begins walking around the warrior in circles and then stops. He turns to the fans.



Does anyone actually give a dam about the rat piece of shit talking over here. Cause i sure as hell don't. Warrior first you charge out here running round the ringing pretending to yourself that you can still compete in the ring and then you insult me further by saying you are a ledgend and that you can beat me. Dream on, and face the facts in the ring right now is you a flabby washed up wrestler from the 80's who can't find work any where else so crys and crys saying i can't beat scott hall. You probably think you could take on this whole federation on and win! You know you'll be getting more of a beating from one of the top members of the federation and thats me so why don't you strap on those old ass boots and crufty ring attire and for one last time be pinned to the mat then you will realize it's time to do what you should of a long time ago and thats retire. You ent fooling anybody with this i can take on the world act. Think about it if some guy came up to you and went on and on and on and on about how he could take on the world wouldn't you get pissed off? Thats how these fans feel they look at you and think oh god not that twat again. To be honest this is a mercy beating you will get tomorrow because i am doing what all these fans are dreaming of SHUTING YOU UP. In our match my fist will concet with your ugly ugly face and then boom baby lights out. Take this advice and realize you can't beat me go home and whine to your wife thats if she doesn't mind being spat on. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. Actions speak louder then words so tonight your going down lard lad.

Hall climbs out of the ring and flips the bird to warrior and leaves the arena to go to the back