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Post by Rock on Jun 17, 2002 23:25:36 GMT -5
The Rock's music hits and the fans boo when they see The Rock, The Rock is wearing a "Know Your Role T-Shirt" adidas pants and tennis shoes, the Rock walks down the ramp and gets into the ring, The Rock grabs the microphone from the announcer and pauses before he speaks
The Rock: WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP!?(the fans boo) The Rock says he doesn't care what the people want anymore i'm sick and tired of being the hero! The people can kiss the Rock's big shiney ass for all he cares! Now If i can get on with tonight's subject! Roddy Rowdy Piper just gave The Rock a chance, and that chance is for the Impact Title next Monday on the ECIW show Mayhem and The Rock guarantees whoever the jabroni is that has that title, The Rock is going to clean his slate and make him a stupid retard, just like all of you dumbass fans!(fans boo) SHUT UP! The Rock says what he does and that's what in the blue hell is going to happen! The Rock thanks Mr. Piper for this chance because at all costs The Rock does not want to be ignored in this great federation! The Rock wants to be the SUPERSTAR! And remember what The Rock said, The Rock says what the Rock does! The Rock sees lots of opportunites where this company lies and that is a good thing for this e-fed and for The Rock! But let's get back to the subject! On Monday, The Rock doesn't care who in the hell he fights, hell it can even be The British Bulldog!(fans boo heavily)But The Rock is going to win! Because that is what The Rock came for is, GOLD! The Rock will be watching closely to what happens on this coming Thursday show because The Rock is eager to get ready, so whoever the hell wins this battle on Thursday be ready! Because when you get in the ring with The Rock on Monday you will have wished that you would of never won in the first place! IF YA SMELLLALALALAOW WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!
The Rock throws the microphone back to the announcer and The Rock leaves confident
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Post by Rock on Jun 18, 2002 22:29:00 GMT -5
The Rock is doing an appearance at an arena that an ECIW show was taking place at, The Rock is signing autographs when Good Ol' Jim Ross stops The Rock
Jim Ross: Rocky this coming Monday you will take on the Impact Champion that wins the tournament this Thursday what are your...(Rock stops J.R.)
The Rock: wawawa, wait! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT! Jim, The Rock knows what's going to happen this Monday,The Rock does not need you telling, The Rock! The Rock is going to walk into Monday Mayhem and take the title from whoever in the blue hell the champion is! The Rock will put it like this for your bad hearing J.R. (The Rock starts shouting)THE ROCK IS GOING TO WALK DOWN THE RAMP GET IN THE RING AND BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF THE CHAMPION 1...2...3 RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROCK'S RING!(J.R. backs away)Does that answer your question!?(J.R. starts to talk but is interrupted by The Rock)I'M NOT DONE! The Rock says to whoever the roody poo candy ass champion is to JUST BRING IT! Because The Rock is damn sure ready and the oppenent better be damn well ready because if he isn't,the ass whipping is going to hurt a hell of alot more! J.R. I know you'll be sitting next to ringside running your southern mouth off at The Rock saying he is disrespectful and all that other crap but J.R. if The Rock hears one lame ass comment i'm going to jump out of the Rock's ring and whoop the hell out of (bad southern accent)GOOD OL' JIM ROSS!(in regular voice)Rockbottom thourgh the cardboard announcer's table! So J.R. SHUT YOUR MOUTH!(The Rock takes the microphone from J.R.) IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLALALALAOW WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'! The Rock throws the microphone at J.R. and leaves
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Post by Rock on Jun 19, 2002 18:36:11 GMT -5
The Rock is backstage after what happened with him and Shawn Micheals, Jim Ross confronts The Rock again after joining the nWo
Jim Ross: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
The Rock: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH JIM ROSS! The Rock is now even more powerful with the nWo and if you don't like it, The Rock says stick it Jim Ross!(The Rock is walking away but Jim Ross is still following him)
Jim Ross: It seems like things are just getting more worse as the days pass by as the ECIW has opened for you Rocky, you have turned on all of your fans and you have joined the most evil group to form the New World Order
The Rock: Like The Rock has said before Jim Ross, The Rock does not care about the fans and he does not care about what you think! The Rock is concerned about four things(The Rock holds four fingers up to Jim Ross's face)count them J.R. 1,2,3,4! Now that we have had our little pre-school lesson, The Rock can tell you what those four things are Jim Ross, number numeral uno,Kicking ass! number two talking trash! Number three winning gold! And last but not least number four the New World Order which The Rock has just joined if you have forgotten up in your short term memory J.R.. Now you know what The Rock is all about right now!(The Rock takes the mic from Jim Ross and pushes him down)Now on Monday night the big debut for The Rock the Great One! Me agianst whoever jabroni is stupid enough to get to Monday Mayhem! The Rock lays the smacka-down! And takes that belt away from that roody poo candy ass! And the nWo will have the first championship of many to come! And The Rock sure damn guarntees that he will bring that belt to the nWo because The Rock is the most electrifing man in Sport's entertainment! And the millions (no answer from the crowd but boos) AND MILLIONS OF THE ROCK'S FANS IF THEY LIKE IT OR NOT! To sum it up for all of you lame retards out there, THE ROCK WINS AT MONDAY MAYHEM, END OF STORY!
The Rock drops the microphone and Jim Ross picks it up and stumbles out of The Rock's way
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Post by Rock on Jun 20, 2002 22:18:45 GMT -5
The Rock is in his locker room after what the Wildcard had said to him, Jim Ross walks in to his locker room and begins bothering The Rock once agian
Jim Ross: I just heard what the new Co Owner of the ECIW Wildcard had to say to you, what are your comments on that and the firing of Hulk Hogan and the comeback of Hogan in the new nWo the red and black WolfPac?
The Rock: The Rock has to say this Jim Ross, The Wildcard the new Co Owner that's nothing but bullshit to The Rock because he is the most unfair wrestler and person The Rock has ever meant and he does not deserve the Co Ownership of this great federation and The Rock thinks that Rowdy Piper has been on the pipe again because he has hired the wrong person and The Rock doesn't think he's qualified for the job because, The Rock would do a shitty job too but the fact of the matter is that WildCard doesn't deserve it! The Rock is going to go on to your next question so hold your horses Mr. Jim Ross! And what does The Rock think of what he said to the great one? The Rock says, The WildCard can take his comments shine them up real nice and stick them straight up his candy ass! The Rock is now going on to your next question, and what does The Rock think about the firing of the great HollyWood Hulk Hogan! that was crap! Hogan was doing a fine job in my opinon and Piper again made a bad decision, Hogan was a good Co Owner end of that question! Now next question what are The Rock's comments on Hogan in the nWo Red and Black Wolfpac? The Rock thinks it's a good decision to stay in the ECIW instead of running away like a coward, and you never turn your back on the WolfPac and The Rock knows Hogan knows the rules of the nWo Red and Black and The Rock knows the nWo red and black from his XHWF days so The Rock knows this game. And on Monday Mayhem The Rock is going to kick the crap out of The Riot and take his belt and it will be the first time for a ECIW oppenent to lose his belt right after he won it! It's Wolfpac time Jim Ross! and I know this is going to be the best decision of The Rock's ECIW career! And also The Rock has to go in a tag team tables match with the two JwF owners, Vampiro and Taz, they call themselves the Harvest Breed but The Rock and The Heart Break Kid Shawn Micheals call themselves, The Ultimate nWo team and if anyone especially Taz and Vampiro want to get in our way we are going to crush them!!!!
Jim Ross leaves happy with his comments from The Rock
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