Lance Storm
Rookie
What you talking boot Willis?
Posts: 14
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Post by Lance Storm on Jun 20, 2002 14:40:10 GMT -5
(Lance Storm is walking back and fourth in his dressing room . He walks up to the camera then puts his hand on his chine then speaks)
Storm~ If I could be serious for a minute . Look at you stupid American's . Sitting on your backside easting away staring at the idiot box . You should be more like the people that are up North of the border in the best counrty in the world and that country is Canada . The United States of America lost it's pride a long time ago and it's time for me to save it starting with this federation the ECIW . It might not be much but hey it's a start . As I look around I see scantily clad women, porn, drink and drugs, all that seems fun to you people . Well not for me . Me idea of fun is a walk through the countryside or while I'm not doing that I like to beat up an American citizen . This place might be crawling with American scum but I don't care because in time they will learn to respect their country . Maybe you will mock me now but soon you will look up to me as the man that saved the USA . The wrestlers in this federation will have to learn how to act like proper ladies and gentlemen, how to speak kindly using the words please and thank you . To eat healthy meals instead of living on fast foor and being couch potatoes . I look at all of the pathetic small minded wasters here in the ECIW and I pity then because looking at then just wants me to help them and that is what I am trying to do . I might be here in the ECIW to wrestle but I am also here to help all of you Americans and teach you a little thing about patriotism .
(Lance Storm once again puts his hand on his chi and the camera zooms in on a Canadian flag behind him and then the camera fadexs) |
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Post by ThE OnE iMpAcT DeJaY on Jun 20, 2002 15:32:29 GMT -5
Hero By Josey Scott ( Spiderman Soundtrack ) Blast On PA As The HaRdCoRe cHaMpIoN ThE OnE iMpAcT DeJaY, Trish Stratus, & Genuwine Walk Out From Behind Curtain, DeJaY Holding Cuban Flag,Genuwine Holding American, & Trish Is Canadian With No Flag...
The Three Walk Down Ramp, DeJaY Escourts Trish In Ring, DeJaY Puts Title On Shoulder & Grabs Mic........
{{ ThE OnE iMpAcT DeJaY }}:Lance Why Do You Come Out Here & Run Your Mouth Saying Canadians Are Perfect, Not Saying Trish Isn't, & American's Aren't...
I Am American But Cuban Parents So That Makes Me 100% Cuban-American....
Lance I'm Going To Show You, You Are No Special Canadian Like Trish Is....
So Lance I Challenge You 1 on 1 At Next Thursday's Anarchy My HaRdCoRe TiTlE Will Be On The DaM Line.
WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT THAT BIATCH......
DeJaY, & Genuwine Walk Around Lance With There Flags Mocking Him, See If He Accepts Challenge...... |
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Post by Genuwine on Jun 20, 2002 15:36:35 GMT -5
OOC..TIME OUT-- what the hell is CUBAN - AMERICAN!?! LOL
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Lance Storm
Rookie
What you talking boot Willis?
Posts: 14
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Post by Lance Storm on Jun 20, 2002 15:47:19 GMT -5
(Lance Storm sits in the back looking at The One Impct Dejay making a fool out of himself . Storm shakes his head then gets up off of his chair . He walks out to the ring as his theme music is heard . He stands on the stage with a microphone in his hand)
Lance~ Let me get this straight DeJay, you want to face me this Monday? Well I already have a match but I will sacrifce my place in that match to face you for your no good hardcore title . But I am already facing Nightmare but let me make a deal with you . Why don't we make a it a triple threat match with me, you and Nightmare for the hardcore title . What is it you said Dejay? That your parents were Cuban? Well I do feel sorry for the Cubans for having suck an idiot representing them here in the ECIW and if you really want to stand up for the Americans why don't you stop being such an idiot . People like you are proving that the education system in the USA is the worst on the world . You care to hate Canadians but look at your manager Trish, she is Canadian . Your theme music Hero by Canadian singer Chad Kroeger . You don't realize that everything good is Canadian . You might be the Hardcore champion now but come Monday you will be left with nothing except that peanut you call a brain .
(Lance Storm looks at The One Impact Dejay then looks down and shakes his head
Lance~ You see I have already outsmarted your American brain so what is your response going to be . Maybe if yiou had used your brain you would realise that Genuwine has left you to join the New Dynasty(I Think?) But if you want to pretend that you have friends then go ahead becasue everyone knows Trish is by your side because she can take advantage of you . If you had any sense at all you would see that Trish is smart and that she has you tied around her little finger and that's because she is Canadian . You will learn this Monday that we Canadian's are not only smarter than Americans but we are also better wrestlers . Bret Hart, Chris Benoit, Owen Hart three of the greats that were trained in the same faciltiy as me in the Stu Hart dungeon in Calgary . Looking at you is making my stomach churn so if you want to speak please say so, so I can turn around
(Lance Storm turns around and waits for DeJay to respond) |
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Post by ThE OnE iMpAcT DeJaY on Jun 20, 2002 15:59:18 GMT -5
DeJaY Laughs At Lance......
You've Done Your Math Buddy, I Diddn't Say All Canadians Are Morons I Said You Were, I Said Trish Was Canadian & I Know That, A Perfect Canadian I Might Add, & As For My Music I Will Change It Back To My Orignal Music By Emin3m, Now I Changed Match To Anarchy 1 on 1 Cuban/American Vs Canadian I'm Going To Prove That This American & Part Cuban Is Better Then Your Ass, I Will Shut Your Mouth Lance, Because My Name Is DeJaY & I Wear Blue Pants, Nice Quote By The Way....
Canadians Might Have Some Good Things Like Trish Stratus & One Good Rock Band, But As For You, Your Nothing But A Smart Ass Waiting To Get Your Ass Kicked.......
DeJaY Gets Out Ring & Pulls Out Sledge Hammer From Under Ring, DeJaY Slides Back In Ring With Sledge Hammer, DeJaY Hands It To Genuwine, As DeJaY Puts Title On Waist & Grabs It Back, DeJaY Waits For Lance To Speak Before This Hammer Makes An iMpAcT On His Face....... |
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Lance Storm
Rookie
What you talking boot Willis?
Posts: 14
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Post by Lance Storm on Jun 20, 2002 16:11:03 GMT -5
(Lance Storm takes a look behind him then then sees that One Impact DeJay is finished . He turns around and speaks again)
Lacne~ Well I can't wait to beat you and Nightmare on Monday because to teach two American just what one Canadian is made of in one night will be great . You say one great Canadian band by the way Sum 41 that's another, Alanis Morisette, Bryan Adams just look at the worlds most famous Candian at the moment Tom Green . I might not be a fan of his crude behaviour but millions of American love him . Then what music do you choose now . Eminem, he is one man that puts the Americans down with his bad music and bad attitude . The only kind of people who like his music is ten year old children and people with small minds and I guess you fit into both of those groups . You can look at your moroinc American fans as they cheer for you but will they be there when you will getting beaten at my hands on Monday? No they won't they will just be looking at you and making a fool of yourself . You make me sick and I think I better go before I will be able to remember your face .
(Hero by Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott hits on the PA System and Lance Storm walks away to his dressing room as DeJay and Trish (Genuwine is not with you anymore get with it) look on .) |
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Post by ThE OnE iMpAcT DeJaY on Jun 20, 2002 16:33:32 GMT -5
DeJaY Calls Lance Back ......
Hey Lance Sum 41 Is Gay & So Are The Others I Have Never Heard Of, American's Aren't Good Wrestlers...
Kurt Angle Real Wrestler Good Medalist Not Canada, Hulk Hogan, Warrior,Taker, Brock Lesnar, Sting, Macho Man, Hall, Nash, HBK, Just To Name A Few, So Get Out Jocking My Music Leave The Ring I Will Met You Here At Anarchy.......
DeJaY Is Pissed At The Smart Mouth & Stays In Ring Talking To Trish....... |
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Post by Mason on Jun 20, 2002 16:40:23 GMT -5
(..With that Here To Stay hits the pa system as out walks Da Riot with his stable at his side, Josh Acid, Spencer, Wildcard, and Nightmare. Riot grins a bit as he walks up the steps and into the ring as lance hands him a mic..)
The Riot - you talk about gay bands? Last time i heard ,you were coming out to the sound of a singer I can't stand, EMINEM ? Who in the blue hell is he? He brags about how he is better than the insane clown posse, when in reality they are a hell of a lot more talented! I mean come on, he sounds like who people ?(crowd chants peter brady!! PETER BRADY!!) HAHA DAMN STRAIGHT!! You see Eminem , is the reason i stopped listening to rap, all rap except insane clown posse that is! and you know Eminem is the reason that I do not watch the Brady Bunch anymore. (Crowd laughs) You see basicaly eminem is a punk bitch!!
Spencer - Mason speaks the truth here.. i mean what has eminem done to be so damn proud of? I mean come on, Eminem? Eminem is the definition of 'queer'. So let me tell you this, you back up off lance, or i will personally kick yo punk ass!
(..The Riot makes a surprised face as Spencer gets in his face. the Whole dynasty sits back grinning waiting for Dejay to do anything so they can whip his ass..)
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Post by ThE OnE iMpAcT DeJaY on Jun 20, 2002 16:49:49 GMT -5
DeJaY Looks At Riot, & Calls For Them To Hit Emin3m Cleaning Out My Closet...
DeJaY & Trish Jumps Over Barricade, & Walk Backstage Threw Crowd......
DeJaY: I'M SORRY MOMA I NEVER MENT 2 HURT U I NEVER MENT 2 MAKE U CRY BUT TONIGHT IM CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, 1 MORE TIME 4 RIOT I SAID IM SORRY MOMA I NEVER MENT 2 HURT U NEVER MENT 2 MAKE U CRY BUT 2NIGHT CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET......
DeJaY & Trish Go Back To There Lockeroom Where DeJaY Tries To Sort Things Out....
HBK Is From Texas He's American |
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